Sir Toes' New Name

Yesterday I had a very interesting lunch, and there is no way that I can recreate what happened if I retold the story much less trying to type it here. I'll give it my best shot, but you have been warned: It probably won't be that funny.

Annie, Cameltoes, and I ate lunch together. It started out a normal time, but then somewhere along the way, Cameltoes and I got on a tangent about the numerous nicknames and variations of nicknames that Cameltoes has. We explained to Annie how we came up with "Chief Licks on Toes," which by the way, Annie really loves (what self-respecting chica wouldn't?). It was somewhere about that time that Cameltoes said that we needed to come up with a "stronger" name.

Then it hit me. I said, "How about 'Chief Pounds on Toes'*?"

We knew instantly that this was a perfect name. So from now on, Cameltoes' other pseudonym will be "Chief Pounds on Toes", rather than "Chief Licks on Toes." Although I still reserve the right to call him the later at any given time. Needless to say Annie was really, really impressed.

We had a laugh or two about the new nickname, when Annie asked how long I have called him Cameltoes. I told her it had been six years ago that I gave him the honor of that name.

She then said, "So it's not going anywhere then?"

My only answer was, "Nope."

I then said that I could call him "Sir Toes" since I knighted him that a while ago. I asked Cameltoes to say his knighted name with a British accent.

He got a huge smile on his face and said, "I can't, because you know how they always like to say 'bloody'? I can't say 'Hello, my name is Sir bloody Toes. It's jolly nice to meet you.'**"

I absolutely lost it. So did Cameltoes. It wasn't long before both of us were in tears from laughing so hard. Poor Annie was just sitting there, being absolutely disgusted over the thought of "Bloody Toes." Needless to say, Annie was really, really, really impressed. It wasn't long before we had to leave before we got kicked out of the place. And we didn't have a drop of alcohol in us***.

Poker Content:

I did manage to play a wee bit of poker on Will Hill yesterday morning. I'm about 1/2 way done with the June bonus. So far, I'm doing O.K.

Keep on keepin' on.

* Use your imagination about to what the "Pounds" refers to.

**Said with a British accent.

*** Sorry Annie for this post. It was just too good not to post for the world to read. And yes, we all were sober. Crazy.