One of the local DJ's has started a plan to start to fight to get our country back. Here is the link. It pretty much boils down to 2 decisions:
1: Do nothing and let things continue as they are. This will allow our country to be taken over and we won't have to worry about things anymore, because "Americans" won't be in control anymore. There is a big push to have a North American Union, not unlike what they have in Europe. Do we really want that?
Also, if you choose this option, be sure to spit on every U.S. soldier you see, because that's what we are all doing if we choose this option, because what in the heck are they fighting for anymore?
2: Actually do something about this. The above link seems pretty freaking basic to me. Don't hire illegal aliens. Don't let them stay in your apartments/houses. Don't give them free schooling. Don't give them free healthcare (which is already bankrupting many hospitals around the country).
Vote in or out of office politicians that will actually vote for ENFORCING our laws. Here in Texas, one of our Senators has said that illegal immigration is a federal matter. Well, I don't really think that our federal government is doing a lot to help us U.S. citizens.
Did you hear about the group of ILLEGAL aliens that took down the U.S. flag (near Los Angeles) and put up an Mexican flag in it's place? Did you hear about how they physically threatened a woman who demanded that they take the flag down? Did you hear that numerous police officers were watching this, and were doing nothing to stop it? Did you hear that they STOMPED ALL OVER THE U.S. FLAG in the process? All of this at a U.S. POST OFFICE!!! I bet you didn't hear about it, so here's the link
Get busy doing something, or learn to speak Spanish (which I'm trying to learn), because it's not far off.
Keep on keepin' on.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
What A World
I've been a SIIIIIIIIIICK mother-trucker since Sunday, so I haven't really been up to typing anything. I do have something pretty funny to talk about and something gross to talk about and something that just plain pisses me off.
What Pisses Me Off:
I got $600 stolen from my Neteller account. I'm pretty much signing off on the online poker thing methinks. I'm not sure that I'm gonna be able to get the money back either. Not cool.
Something Gross:
On Sunday, Annie and I decided to get some Ooooh Sooooo Asian food for lunch. Bad idea. About 6 hours later, my stomach started aching, and about 8 hours later I was on the toilet. What was I doing on the throne? Experiencing the worst bout of diarrhea of my life. I could have painted a wall from at least 15 feet, that's how explosive the diarrhea was. I was crapping pure water (think "Dumb and Dumber"). I was getting pretty worried that I was going to get severely dehydrated, but thankfully, it stopped by the time the sun rose. Whew.
Something Funny:
Yesterday, the surgeon was neutering a dog, when she inadvertently dropped one of the testicles on the floor, instead of the trash. One of the technicians said, "Dr. X, you missed the trash."
To which I replied, "You really dropped the ball on that one."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all laughed pretty hard. Dam, I'm a funny guy. And Annie really thinks so too.
Update:
For those of you out there that give a rat's behind, the dog that had the chain collar embedded in it's neck is doing really, really well. I pulled the drain tube today, and everything looks great. Awwwww, I love happy endings, don't you?
I just found out today that my transfer case in my truck is having issues. Long story short, NO FREAKIN' BUENO!!! I have to drive 1.5 hours to my parents house, drop my truck off at the shop, and then (thankfully) drive my dad's truck an hour back to my house. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that the total bill is under $1000.
Keep on keepin' on, and stay black.
What Pisses Me Off:
I got $600 stolen from my Neteller account. I'm pretty much signing off on the online poker thing methinks. I'm not sure that I'm gonna be able to get the money back either. Not cool.
Something Gross:
On Sunday, Annie and I decided to get some Ooooh Sooooo Asian food for lunch. Bad idea. About 6 hours later, my stomach started aching, and about 8 hours later I was on the toilet. What was I doing on the throne? Experiencing the worst bout of diarrhea of my life. I could have painted a wall from at least 15 feet, that's how explosive the diarrhea was. I was crapping pure water (think "Dumb and Dumber"). I was getting pretty worried that I was going to get severely dehydrated, but thankfully, it stopped by the time the sun rose. Whew.
Something Funny:
Yesterday, the surgeon was neutering a dog, when she inadvertently dropped one of the testicles on the floor, instead of the trash. One of the technicians said, "Dr. X, you missed the trash."
To which I replied, "You really dropped the ball on that one."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all laughed pretty hard. Dam, I'm a funny guy. And Annie really thinks so too.
Update:
For those of you out there that give a rat's behind, the dog that had the chain collar embedded in it's neck is doing really, really well. I pulled the drain tube today, and everything looks great. Awwwww, I love happy endings, don't you?
I just found out today that my transfer case in my truck is having issues. Long story short, NO FREAKIN' BUENO!!! I have to drive 1.5 hours to my parents house, drop my truck off at the shop, and then (thankfully) drive my dad's truck an hour back to my house. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that the total bill is under $1000.
Keep on keepin' on, and stay black.
Friday, August 25, 2006
No More Ring Around The Collar
I just finished performing surgery on the dog that had a chain collar embedded in it's neck. He did wonderfully, and so did I, if I do say so myself. Without going into too much nasty detail, I basically cut away the dead tissue and sutured up what I could. The surgery took me about over an hour, which is a long time for me, but it was pretty complicated. He even got his juevos rancheros nipped too. Poor little guy.
Tonight, Sir Toes (a.k.a. Cameltoes, Dr. Toes, Sir Bloody Toes, Chief Pounds on Toes) and I are going to go the Rangers/A's game. Unfortunately, we can't use our ticket passes for the game tonight, because our section is sold out. Bummer.
I'm learning all sorts of nice ways to insult somebody in Spanish. I'm getting quite an education working here with my two Mexican technicians. Let's just say that we laugh quite a lot. They laugh at me when I screw up the Spanish phrases.
Here is a cool way to say Hello. My name is Dr. Cameltoes, in Spanish:
"Hola. Me llamo el Doctor los dedos del camello."
I just had them read the previous sentence, and they said that this is proper Spanish. Good. I wouldn't want to screw up Chief Pounds on Toes' introduction.
Annie is of to Austin for the next 2 days, Chief Pounds on Toes is leaving tomorrow, and Bubba is too busy rubbing his belly to do anything. What's a brotha to do?
1) Go to WinStar and play poker
2) Go see the Rangers play.
3) Play cards at home.
4) Sleep
5) Drink heavily at home.
6) All of the above.
I have a feeling that it's gonna be a last minute decision. I know that you can't wait to find out what I decide.
Keep on keepin' on.
Tonight, Sir Toes (a.k.a. Cameltoes, Dr. Toes, Sir Bloody Toes, Chief Pounds on Toes) and I are going to go the Rangers/A's game. Unfortunately, we can't use our ticket passes for the game tonight, because our section is sold out. Bummer.
I'm learning all sorts of nice ways to insult somebody in Spanish. I'm getting quite an education working here with my two Mexican technicians. Let's just say that we laugh quite a lot. They laugh at me when I screw up the Spanish phrases.
Here is a cool way to say Hello. My name is Dr. Cameltoes, in Spanish:
"Hola. Me llamo el Doctor los dedos del camello."
I just had them read the previous sentence, and they said that this is proper Spanish. Good. I wouldn't want to screw up Chief Pounds on Toes' introduction.
Annie is of to Austin for the next 2 days, Chief Pounds on Toes is leaving tomorrow, and Bubba is too busy rubbing his belly to do anything. What's a brotha to do?
1) Go to WinStar and play poker
2) Go see the Rangers play.
3) Play cards at home.
4) Sleep
5) Drink heavily at home.
6) All of the above.
I have a feeling that it's gonna be a last minute decision. I know that you can't wait to find out what I decide.
Keep on keepin' on.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
No Me Gusta
Poker content, (with non-poker content to follow):
Last night I finished the August Interpoker bonus. Net result: -$75, including the $100 bonus. No me gusta.
Then I downloaded PokerRoom, and started on the initial sign-up bonus. The $2/$4 tables were pretty nasty and tight, so I decided to play at 2 $3/$6 tables because at least their players/flop were in the low 30's. Net result: -$168. And I only bought in for $600. No bueno. I sure hope that I came really close to clearing the bonus ($180) on that piss poor run of cards.
I was trying to evaluate my play during that session, and I came up with one main leak. If I raise pre-flop, and there are 1-2 other callers, I almost always (95% of the time) make that continuation bet on the flop. I then, depending on if 1 of them folded or not, make a continuation bet on the turn about 80% of the time.
Now if there are 3+ callers, then I make that flop continuation bet much less frequently, maybe 50% of the time, depending on the texture of the flop, the type of players, etc.
Here's my question: Is it wrong to make the continuation bet with 1-2 other players that often? I don't think so, but if I'm wrong, that's a HUGE leak in my game. All I know, is that I got beoooooch-slapped last night on these exact situations. It didn't help that I completely missed the flop the VAST majority of the time either. I received more than my fair share of AK and AQ, but they just wouldn't hit.
So what are you supposed to do when you raise pre-flop in late position with AKos, and get 1-2 callers. Then the flop brings rags, let's say, 6s2hJc. They check to you, and then what? I think that you have to place the bet here. Right? Well, this is where I lost a large portion of my money last night. These exact situations. I would place that bet and 1-2 of them would call. Then someone would check raise me on the turn when another brick falls. What are you to do then? With nothing but Ace high, how do you call that check raise?
You have at most 5 outs, but in reality, it's probably more like 2-4, because the person most likely has a pair, at the minimum. He could have a hand like AJ, KJ, or even QJ. So if he has KJ or AJ, you're down to 3 little outs. If he has a set, then you're drawing dead. No bueno.
So, that is one of my biggest dilemmas, because it happens so frequently. There is a lot of gray area. I think it's extremely weak to simply check along with them, because you will often win the hand on the flop.
It's just that last night, I rarely won a hand on the flop. Check that. I rarely won a hand. Hence the -$168 at the 2 tables. It kind of goes without saying, I guess.
I'm just on a loosing streak, and you know how that goes. You start evaluating every move you make.
Sorry about the rant, but maybe it will get you thinking.
Non-Poker content:
I did something very interesting today. One of the dogs that was supposed to be spayed, swallowed a toy mouse (the kind for cats to play with) about 15 minutes before she got here. Not good.
Long story short, I had to go to surgery and remove the toy mouse from the dog's stomach. Pretty crazy, especially since I'm only supposed to do the appointments while I'm here. (They have a full-time surgeon here to do all of the surgeries).
So now I'm behind on my appointments, so now it's "Go, go gadget legs!"
Peace out. Keep on keepin' on.
Last night I finished the August Interpoker bonus. Net result: -$75, including the $100 bonus. No me gusta.
Then I downloaded PokerRoom, and started on the initial sign-up bonus. The $2/$4 tables were pretty nasty and tight, so I decided to play at 2 $3/$6 tables because at least their players/flop were in the low 30's. Net result: -$168. And I only bought in for $600. No bueno. I sure hope that I came really close to clearing the bonus ($180) on that piss poor run of cards.
I was trying to evaluate my play during that session, and I came up with one main leak. If I raise pre-flop, and there are 1-2 other callers, I almost always (95% of the time) make that continuation bet on the flop. I then, depending on if 1 of them folded or not, make a continuation bet on the turn about 80% of the time.
Now if there are 3+ callers, then I make that flop continuation bet much less frequently, maybe 50% of the time, depending on the texture of the flop, the type of players, etc.
Here's my question: Is it wrong to make the continuation bet with 1-2 other players that often? I don't think so, but if I'm wrong, that's a HUGE leak in my game. All I know, is that I got beoooooch-slapped last night on these exact situations. It didn't help that I completely missed the flop the VAST majority of the time either. I received more than my fair share of AK and AQ, but they just wouldn't hit.
So what are you supposed to do when you raise pre-flop in late position with AKos, and get 1-2 callers. Then the flop brings rags, let's say, 6s2hJc. They check to you, and then what? I think that you have to place the bet here. Right? Well, this is where I lost a large portion of my money last night. These exact situations. I would place that bet and 1-2 of them would call. Then someone would check raise me on the turn when another brick falls. What are you to do then? With nothing but Ace high, how do you call that check raise?
You have at most 5 outs, but in reality, it's probably more like 2-4, because the person most likely has a pair, at the minimum. He could have a hand like AJ, KJ, or even QJ. So if he has KJ or AJ, you're down to 3 little outs. If he has a set, then you're drawing dead. No bueno.
So, that is one of my biggest dilemmas, because it happens so frequently. There is a lot of gray area. I think it's extremely weak to simply check along with them, because you will often win the hand on the flop.
It's just that last night, I rarely won a hand on the flop. Check that. I rarely won a hand. Hence the -$168 at the 2 tables. It kind of goes without saying, I guess.
I'm just on a loosing streak, and you know how that goes. You start evaluating every move you make.
Sorry about the rant, but maybe it will get you thinking.
Non-Poker content:
I did something very interesting today. One of the dogs that was supposed to be spayed, swallowed a toy mouse (the kind for cats to play with) about 15 minutes before she got here. Not good.
Long story short, I had to go to surgery and remove the toy mouse from the dog's stomach. Pretty crazy, especially since I'm only supposed to do the appointments while I'm here. (They have a full-time surgeon here to do all of the surgeries).
So now I'm behind on my appointments, so now it's "Go, go gadget legs!"
Peace out. Keep on keepin' on.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Update
For those of you that have been loosing sleep and worrying about the dog with the chain embedded in his neck, rest easy. He is doing pretty dang good. He's eating and his diarrhea (cha-cha-cha) is clearing up. I'm going to perform surgery on him on Friday to try to get the wounds to close up. That way, I can minimize the wounds, and decrease the chances of it getting nasty.
I unfortunately, have no update for the rotting penis dog. I know that you have been on the edge of your seat waiting for one. My bad.
Yesterday, I received my "Learn In Your Car, Spanish" CD's. I started them today. It's pretty funny. I hope they teach me this sentence: "I'm sorry Madam, but I seem to have accidentally placed my penis in your anus." For some reason, I don't think that that will be taught, but I can hope.
Or this one: "The cheese is old and moldy."
I don't think that I can follow up what I have just typed with anything even remotely more funny than that.
Keep on keepin' on.
I unfortunately, have no update for the rotting penis dog. I know that you have been on the edge of your seat waiting for one. My bad.
Yesterday, I received my "Learn In Your Car, Spanish" CD's. I started them today. It's pretty funny. I hope they teach me this sentence: "I'm sorry Madam, but I seem to have accidentally placed my penis in your anus." For some reason, I don't think that that will be taught, but I can hope.
Or this one: "The cheese is old and moldy."
I don't think that I can follow up what I have just typed with anything even remotely more funny than that.
Keep on keepin' on.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Quite A Busy Weekend
Annie and I had a nice little weekend. We even went to church with Cameltoes and her sister. Awwww
Annie and I went to Home Depot and looked at some flooring, but we ran out of time, so we couldn't make it to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. (For those of you not awake yet, I just paraphrased from the movie "Old School")
Sunday consisted of domestics: cooking, SuperTarget, and hanging up curtains. Yep, I'm gonna make a good wife someday. Oh, it also consisted of degenerate pokery playing. Unfortunately, the bankroll suffered from said tomfoolery. Blah.
We were gonna go and see a concert on Saturday, but we were gonna be late to it, so we stayed home. I was asleep by 11:15. Am I 65 now? I thought I was only 30. Jeez.
Today something interesting happened. A Good Samaritan brought in a dog to the clinic today. Some a$%hole had the dog chained. But here's the thing. The chain was for a puppy, and this is a full grown dog. So the chain was buried inside the dogs neck. Not cool. I had to get very large bolt cutters to get the chain off the poor little guy. The good news is that I don't think any major tissues were damaged, but this dog has got a while to recover. BASTAGES!!!
Then I saw a Pit Bull with.....um.....a severe penis injury. Basically, his penis is rotting away. Me mule-type brain thinks that he was......um......getting it on (if you know what I mean) and somebody pulled him and his bitch apart. (Not good for those of you out there that don't know). No bueno for the penis. No bueno. I had to send the little guy to a specialist for that one. I don't think that his penis is gonna make it. Seriously. I think that they are going to have to amputate it. OUCHY!!!
As a wise man named Judy once said, "It's all fun and games until somebody looses a penis." Truer words.
On that note, keep on keepin' on.
Annie and I went to Home Depot and looked at some flooring, but we ran out of time, so we couldn't make it to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. (For those of you not awake yet, I just paraphrased from the movie "Old School")
Sunday consisted of domestics: cooking, SuperTarget, and hanging up curtains. Yep, I'm gonna make a good wife someday. Oh, it also consisted of degenerate pokery playing. Unfortunately, the bankroll suffered from said tomfoolery. Blah.
We were gonna go and see a concert on Saturday, but we were gonna be late to it, so we stayed home. I was asleep by 11:15. Am I 65 now? I thought I was only 30. Jeez.
Today something interesting happened. A Good Samaritan brought in a dog to the clinic today. Some a$%hole had the dog chained. But here's the thing. The chain was for a puppy, and this is a full grown dog. So the chain was buried inside the dogs neck. Not cool. I had to get very large bolt cutters to get the chain off the poor little guy. The good news is that I don't think any major tissues were damaged, but this dog has got a while to recover. BASTAGES!!!
Then I saw a Pit Bull with.....um.....a severe penis injury. Basically, his penis is rotting away. Me mule-type brain thinks that he was......um......getting it on (if you know what I mean) and somebody pulled him and his bitch apart. (Not good for those of you out there that don't know). No bueno for the penis. No bueno. I had to send the little guy to a specialist for that one. I don't think that his penis is gonna make it. Seriously. I think that they are going to have to amputate it. OUCHY!!!
As a wise man named Judy once said, "It's all fun and games until somebody looses a penis." Truer words.
On that note, keep on keepin' on.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Fun Times
Well, I got through Saturday. We saw 169 (Sixty-nine dude!) clients then. Not animals....clients. So I figure that we treated/vaccinated around 250 to 275 animals over 6 hours. I was waaaaaaaaay tired by the end of it.
I also got a record that said the following:
"Check cat. It has a pussy eye."
Now I know for the 2-3 of you out there that read this here blog of mine, you will most certainly find this amusing. So did I. Apparently, the woman that wrote this meant to say that there was pus draining from the pussycat's eye. Apparently, she doesn't realize that "pussy" is not a real word, and that "pussy" does not mean "Of or pertaining to having pus coming out of said object/orifice." *
Annie and I acted like we were 95 Saturday night. We had grand plans of seeing Cory Morrow then, but after eating dinner with Cameltoes and her sister, things got a little late. We realized that we were going to be pretty late of the concert, so we decided to stay home. I went to bed by 11 o'clock. Lame. Lame. Lame. I know. I was pretty freaking tired, though, after my rectum-beating of a Saturday at work, so I think that explains some of it.
Today was pretty relaxing though, until the last 6 hours of it. Annie and I went to Target and got her some things for her house. The next thing I know, I'm busy hanging up curtains, a mirror, and assorted other knick-knacks. Pretty soon, I realize that it's 11:30 and it's bedtime. We did have fun though. It was pretty entertaining watching us try to hang the mirror. I only had to move the nails about 784 times to get the sucker level. Oh well.**
Poker content:
Today I realized something that's not so cool. I tallied up my total winnings/losses from all of the Crypto sites since I started playing them. Guess what the grand total is. I'm about $250 in the red. congratulations to me. And that's quite a lot of table time involved too. But I also think that I have realized where most of my losses are coming from, so I'm trying to plug that huge, gaping black hole.
Keep on keepin' on.
* You are very welcome Annie.
** And yes, we did hang the mirror on the ceiling, for those of you that are* interested.
I also got a record that said the following:
"Check cat. It has a pussy eye."
Now I know for the 2-3 of you out there that read this here blog of mine, you will most certainly find this amusing. So did I. Apparently, the woman that wrote this meant to say that there was pus draining from the pussycat's eye. Apparently, she doesn't realize that "pussy" is not a real word, and that "pussy" does not mean "Of or pertaining to having pus coming out of said object/orifice." *
Annie and I acted like we were 95 Saturday night. We had grand plans of seeing Cory Morrow then, but after eating dinner with Cameltoes and her sister, things got a little late. We realized that we were going to be pretty late of the concert, so we decided to stay home. I went to bed by 11 o'clock. Lame. Lame. Lame. I know. I was pretty freaking tired, though, after my rectum-beating of a Saturday at work, so I think that explains some of it.
Today was pretty relaxing though, until the last 6 hours of it. Annie and I went to Target and got her some things for her house. The next thing I know, I'm busy hanging up curtains, a mirror, and assorted other knick-knacks. Pretty soon, I realize that it's 11:30 and it's bedtime. We did have fun though. It was pretty entertaining watching us try to hang the mirror. I only had to move the nails about 784 times to get the sucker level. Oh well.**
Poker content:
Today I realized something that's not so cool. I tallied up my total winnings/losses from all of the Crypto sites since I started playing them. Guess what the grand total is. I'm about $250 in the red. congratulations to me. And that's quite a lot of table time involved too. But I also think that I have realized where most of my losses are coming from, so I'm trying to plug that huge, gaping black hole.
Keep on keepin' on.
* You are very welcome Annie.
** And yes, we did hang the mirror on the ceiling, for those of you that are* interested.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Uncle, Uncle
Yesterday was a pretty rough day. Work was pretty bad.
Here are the lowlights from yesterday:
1) I didn't sleep very well/much at all.
2) I got to work and there were about 15-20 animals that I had to see from the last 2-3 days. Those animals should have been finished by Monday, but they couldn't get to them, so I was lucky enough to get to work on them.
3) We were booked solid, and even double booked. Then I found out that I am only going to have 1 technician from now on, when I normally have 2. Needless to say, only having 1 tech makes things much more difficult.
4) Since there was only 1 tech, I spent about 50% of my time doing "tech" work, which is VERY, VERY inefficient. I'm being paid to be a doctor. It just seems to me that they are paying me a lot more money that is needed to be a tech.
5) I had to put down a dog that I really liked, because he got pretty dang sick. *tears, sniff, sniff*
6) I had to give a homeless man really, really bad news: 1) his dog has heartworms, 2) his dog has a Rickettsial disease, which is not good, 3) his dog has kidney disease, and 4) he has no money to treat his dog, which has a high likelihood of not making it.
7) I found out that my "horse-like appendage", is more like a "donkey-like appendage." Shame. *tears, sniff, sniff*
8) This morning, I showed up 15 minutes late because traffic was a beeeeoooooooch. I realize that this happened today, but it's more of a continuation of yesterday.
So, all in all a pretty rough day. There was a bright spot though. I did manage to get in a 30 minute nap in my truck. I love naps.
Keep on keepin' on.
Here are the lowlights from yesterday:
1) I didn't sleep very well/much at all.
2) I got to work and there were about 15-20 animals that I had to see from the last 2-3 days. Those animals should have been finished by Monday, but they couldn't get to them, so I was lucky enough to get to work on them.
3) We were booked solid, and even double booked. Then I found out that I am only going to have 1 technician from now on, when I normally have 2. Needless to say, only having 1 tech makes things much more difficult.
4) Since there was only 1 tech, I spent about 50% of my time doing "tech" work, which is VERY, VERY inefficient. I'm being paid to be a doctor. It just seems to me that they are paying me a lot more money that is needed to be a tech.
5) I had to put down a dog that I really liked, because he got pretty dang sick. *tears, sniff, sniff*
6) I had to give a homeless man really, really bad news: 1) his dog has heartworms, 2) his dog has a Rickettsial disease, which is not good, 3) his dog has kidney disease, and 4) he has no money to treat his dog, which has a high likelihood of not making it.
7) I found out that my "horse-like appendage", is more like a "donkey-like appendage." Shame. *tears, sniff, sniff*
8) This morning, I showed up 15 minutes late because traffic was a beeeeoooooooch. I realize that this happened today, but it's more of a continuation of yesterday.
So, all in all a pretty rough day. There was a bright spot though. I did manage to get in a 30 minute nap in my truck. I love naps.
Keep on keepin' on.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
We're Back
Annie and I got back from our trip to Ohio. All in all, we had a pretty good time. It was sure nice of the terrorists to plan their massive destruction for the day we have to leave. But even that wasn't too bad. We had to wait for about an hour to get through security.
I'm gonna start off this blog with an hilarious story. Annie's grandmother is about 85 years old, and is a sweet woman, so she had no idea what she said. Here is her quote about a dog that couldn't "stay still"
"Yeah, that dog got so excited she was shaking like she had a vibrator attached to her."
Go ahead and laugh now.
Get your tissue to wipe the tears from your eyes. I'll wait for you...................
We pretty much did a whirlwind tour of that town in Ohio. We left Thursday morning, and got there by 5:15 P.M. or so. Overall, it was pretty low-key few days. Then we left this morning at 9 A.M., and arrived at DFW airport by 3:15 or so. Friday and Saturday just flew by, and I really wish that we would have stayed there another day, just to make the trip a little more relaxing.
I'm pretty wiped out now, and I have to work 6 days this week (Monday-Saturday). I'm gonna be a tired brotha by the time Saturday rolls around, but I'm thankful that I have the work.
In case you are wondering why I posted this picture, I'll tell you. Annie, her sister, her sister's boyfriend, and I went to Lake Erie on Friday. There I did something very sweet. I took a stick and wrote "I Love Annie" in the sand with a heart around it. Awwwwwww. Yes, very sweet.
After that, Annie said, "Are you gonna write one for Cameltoes now?"
I said, "Yes, I am."
The picture above is what I wrote. I know, very sweet.
I have more interesting stories to tell, and if you're lucky, you'll hear a few of them
Keep on keepin' on.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Boo Terrorists
I just want to say thank you to the freakin' terrorists for picking today to decide to blow up airplanes. (I'm really VERY THANKFUL that those Limey's caught the bastages). But anyway, why did they have to pick today to do this?
As of now, I'm waiting for Annie to pick me up to drive our butts to the airport, so that we can fly to the great state of Ohio. I hope that the security lines aren't too long.
Have a blessed day folks. I hope all is well.
Keep on keepin on.
As of now, I'm waiting for Annie to pick me up to drive our butts to the airport, so that we can fly to the great state of Ohio. I hope that the security lines aren't too long.
Have a blessed day folks. I hope all is well.
Keep on keepin on.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
It's Hard To Be A Rangers Fan
Quick note: The Rangers have managed to lose 4 straight games and are now waaaaaay back in the AL West. It's gonna take a miracle to bring this season back.
In case you don't hear from me for the next 4-5 days, I'll be in Ohio. *Gasp*
Yes, Annie and I will be in, "Holy Toledo" Ohio as of tomorrow afternoon. I'm pretty excited to meet her family though. She says that her grandfather is pretty dang sweet, so I'm looking forward to meeting him. And her grandmother too, of course. I hope that she has blue hair.
I'm also pretty excited to get out of the FREAKIN' OVEN that is Texas in August. You know I love this state with all that is in me, but it's HARD to love it in August.
This afternoon, as I was driving home at 5 PM, I looked up at my thermometer in my truck and it read 108 degrees. Mother trucker that's hot! I had my a/c on max the entire way home, and I never really got cool. As Cameltoes said, "That doesn't tickle. That doesn't tickle."
Speaking of Cameltoes, he comes back to this great state tomorrow. He's been having fun at his old clinic for the last week or so. His puppies miss him too......Not really. They love me, and they couldn't care less that he's gone. Sorry Sir Bloody Toes.
I'm thinking about some crazy things now. Like how to get my monkey arse from working. Lofty goal, I know, but I think that I can pull it off.
Is drug dealing illegal? It is? Dam. Why do you have to always spoil my sinister plans conscience? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
But seriously, I have been scheming and dreaming up some pretty crazy ideas to try to get out of the daily grind of.....ya know....work. At least work that I am really not that pumped about doing.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to have my job in this profession, and I dang sure don't hate the work. It's just that I don't think that it's quite the fit for me.
Now pimpin'. That's a good fit. Get it. A good fit? I really am that funny in real life, in case you were wondering. What's that? I'm not that funny in real life? Don't crush me now. Don't take that from me too.
LOL.
Well, enough of the mindless rambling. I hope all is well in your world. I'll just keep on pimpin'. Keep on keepin' on.
Double D
In case you don't hear from me for the next 4-5 days, I'll be in Ohio. *Gasp*
Yes, Annie and I will be in, "Holy Toledo" Ohio as of tomorrow afternoon. I'm pretty excited to meet her family though. She says that her grandfather is pretty dang sweet, so I'm looking forward to meeting him. And her grandmother too, of course. I hope that she has blue hair.
I'm also pretty excited to get out of the FREAKIN' OVEN that is Texas in August. You know I love this state with all that is in me, but it's HARD to love it in August.
This afternoon, as I was driving home at 5 PM, I looked up at my thermometer in my truck and it read 108 degrees. Mother trucker that's hot! I had my a/c on max the entire way home, and I never really got cool. As Cameltoes said, "That doesn't tickle. That doesn't tickle."
Speaking of Cameltoes, he comes back to this great state tomorrow. He's been having fun at his old clinic for the last week or so. His puppies miss him too......Not really. They love me, and they couldn't care less that he's gone. Sorry Sir Bloody Toes.
I'm thinking about some crazy things now. Like how to get my monkey arse from working. Lofty goal, I know, but I think that I can pull it off.
Is drug dealing illegal? It is? Dam. Why do you have to always spoil my sinister plans conscience? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
But seriously, I have been scheming and dreaming up some pretty crazy ideas to try to get out of the daily grind of.....ya know....work. At least work that I am really not that pumped about doing.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to have my job in this profession, and I dang sure don't hate the work. It's just that I don't think that it's quite the fit for me.
Now pimpin'. That's a good fit. Get it. A good fit? I really am that funny in real life, in case you were wondering. What's that? I'm not that funny in real life? Don't crush me now. Don't take that from me too.
LOL.
Well, enough of the mindless rambling. I hope all is well in your world. I'll just keep on pimpin'. Keep on keepin' on.
Double D
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Congrats!!!!
Well, it happened. Big R finally popped the question to Lil N.
Amazingly, she said yes. I'm thinking that Big R might have slipped a little something in her drink to induce her to say the word, "Yes."
By proposing to her though, Big R managed to lose a bet that he had with Cameltoes. The bet was a 1.75L bottle of Maker's Mark on who would get engaged first, with each one betting that the other would propose first. Congrats to you, Sir Toes, on your valiant win. Well played my son, well played.
So now Big R is finally gonna get to move out of his apartment complex that has no shortage of volleyball playing Indians (dots, not feathers). They really do play volleyball EVERY DAY!! It's kinda funny though, watching them all playing volleyball, with about 1200 players on each side of the net.
I did hear that a certain suburb is a great place to raise a family. I'm just making sure that you knew that, Big R.
The other day, Annie and I were talking about Cameltoes. You see, she likes Sir
Toes, but sometimes he's a bit much for her. Annie is pretty sweet and innocent, and Cameltoes and I are......um.....not. So you can probably imagine the shock and awe that she goes through.
Well, anyway, we were talking about Cameltoes, and I was talking about our clinic that we are about to open. I told her that Sir Bloody Toes was gonna be around for quite a while. Then she said the following:
"Well, I guess I'd better go ahead and embrace the Cameltoes."
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in............................................
I laughed pretty hard. For multiple reasons.
1) She actually said, "Cameltoes."
2) She actually said, "embrace the Cameltoes."
3) It's just a funny sentence.
On Friday, my brother graduated from Ghetto College. I'm proud of him for doing it. During the commencement speech about 1/4 of the audience was talking. I found it a little odd and rude that the people couldn't shut up for 15 minutes. Nice. Glad everyone could make it to the graduation that DIDN'T have any class. For example:
About 30 minutes into the ceremony, this guy stands up and walks to the rear of the auditorium. Here is what he looks like: He's a tall, skinny white guy. He's even got tattoos covering both arms. But here's the kicker: Printed on the back of his shirt, in big letters, was the following word: "Asshole."
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEE. Reeks of class. Especially at graduation.
On that note, keep on keepin' on.
Amazingly, she said yes. I'm thinking that Big R might have slipped a little something in her drink to induce her to say the word, "Yes."
By proposing to her though, Big R managed to lose a bet that he had with Cameltoes. The bet was a 1.75L bottle of Maker's Mark on who would get engaged first, with each one betting that the other would propose first. Congrats to you, Sir Toes, on your valiant win. Well played my son, well played.
So now Big R is finally gonna get to move out of his apartment complex that has no shortage of volleyball playing Indians (dots, not feathers). They really do play volleyball EVERY DAY!! It's kinda funny though, watching them all playing volleyball, with about 1200 players on each side of the net.
I did hear that a certain suburb is a great place to raise a family. I'm just making sure that you knew that, Big R.
The other day, Annie and I were talking about Cameltoes. You see, she likes Sir
Toes, but sometimes he's a bit much for her. Annie is pretty sweet and innocent, and Cameltoes and I are......um.....not. So you can probably imagine the shock and awe that she goes through.
Well, anyway, we were talking about Cameltoes, and I was talking about our clinic that we are about to open. I told her that Sir Bloody Toes was gonna be around for quite a while. Then she said the following:
"Well, I guess I'd better go ahead and embrace the Cameltoes."
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in............................................
I laughed pretty hard. For multiple reasons.
1) She actually said, "Cameltoes."
2) She actually said, "embrace the Cameltoes."
3) It's just a funny sentence.
On Friday, my brother graduated from Ghetto College. I'm proud of him for doing it. During the commencement speech about 1/4 of the audience was talking. I found it a little odd and rude that the people couldn't shut up for 15 minutes. Nice. Glad everyone could make it to the graduation that DIDN'T have any class. For example:
About 30 minutes into the ceremony, this guy stands up and walks to the rear of the auditorium. Here is what he looks like: He's a tall, skinny white guy. He's even got tattoos covering both arms. But here's the kicker: Printed on the back of his shirt, in big letters, was the following word: "Asshole."
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEE. Reeks of class. Especially at graduation.
On that note, keep on keepin' on.
Friday, August 04, 2006
An Event That Cameltoes Could Win
Holy helping hand Batman, that sure is a lot o' spunk!!!
Charity wants people to lend a hand...
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AID charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, Saturday.
"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.
"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."
Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.
However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.
"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.
The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.
Police had also given it their approval.
Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Charity wants people to lend a hand...
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AID charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, Saturday.
"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.
"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."
Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.
However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.
"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.
The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.
Police had also given it their approval.
Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
This Is Awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Another fun story:
Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.
Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.
Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.
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Information from KETV, Omaha, Neb.
Now I don't know about you, but that's funny.
Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.
Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.
Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.
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Information from KETV, Omaha, Neb.
Now I don't know about you, but that's funny.
Poor Poor Teddy
I don't know if you've heard about this or not, but enjoy.
Elvis' teddy all shook up by jealous hound dog
"LONDON (AFP) - Elvis Presley's cherished teddy bear Mabel was reportedly all shook up after being mauled by an apparently jealous guard dog hired to protect her at a British museum.
The rare toy, made in 1909 by German manufacturer Steiff and valued at 40,000 pounds (75,000 dollars, 59,000 euros), was to have formed the centrepiece of a valuable collection on display at Wookey Hole Caves, in Somerset, southwest England.
But for some reason Barney, the Dobermann pinscher charged with protecting the precious cuddly toy and the other fluffy exhibits, took against them, going on the rampage in a frenzied after-hours attack
Mabel was disembowled of her soft stuffing and had her head severed. The damage is believed to be irreperable.
"Barney has been a model guard dog for more than six years. I still can't believe what happened," security guard Greg West was quoted as saying after the attack on Tuesday night.
"Either there was a rogue scent of some kind on Mabel, which switched on Barney's deepest instincts, or it could have been jealousy. I was just stroking Mabel and saying what a nice bear she was."
Mabel was bought by local aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade at an auction in Memphis, Tennessee, and was on a work surface while a glass case was being built for her.
Wookey Hall general manager Daniel Medley was quoted as saying he had spoken to Sir Benjamin.
"He is not very pleased at all," he added."
I just found this pretty amusing. I don't think that the dog was jealous of the Teddy. I think it just got a wild hair up it's arse and went hog wild.
Now your day is complete. Keep on keepin' on.
Elvis' teddy all shook up by jealous hound dog
"LONDON (AFP) - Elvis Presley's cherished teddy bear Mabel was reportedly all shook up after being mauled by an apparently jealous guard dog hired to protect her at a British museum.
The rare toy, made in 1909 by German manufacturer Steiff and valued at 40,000 pounds (75,000 dollars, 59,000 euros), was to have formed the centrepiece of a valuable collection on display at Wookey Hole Caves, in Somerset, southwest England.
But for some reason Barney, the Dobermann pinscher charged with protecting the precious cuddly toy and the other fluffy exhibits, took against them, going on the rampage in a frenzied after-hours attack
Mabel was disembowled of her soft stuffing and had her head severed. The damage is believed to be irreperable.
"Barney has been a model guard dog for more than six years. I still can't believe what happened," security guard Greg West was quoted as saying after the attack on Tuesday night.
"Either there was a rogue scent of some kind on Mabel, which switched on Barney's deepest instincts, or it could have been jealousy. I was just stroking Mabel and saying what a nice bear she was."
Mabel was bought by local aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade at an auction in Memphis, Tennessee, and was on a work surface while a glass case was being built for her.
Wookey Hall general manager Daniel Medley was quoted as saying he had spoken to Sir Benjamin.
"He is not very pleased at all," he added."
I just found this pretty amusing. I don't think that the dog was jealous of the Teddy. I think it just got a wild hair up it's arse and went hog wild.
Now your day is complete. Keep on keepin' on.
Crazy Times
I've been busier than a one-armed paper hanger lately. I've been working the 8 to 5 this week, and I will be for the next 6 weeks. It's a bit tough to have to get to the clinic by 8:00 A.M., which means that I need to get my unhappy arse up at 6:30. I'm not anywhere close to a morning person, so I'm not exactly thrilled when the alarm goes off. But, at least I get off at 5, as I usually don't get off until 6. So it's kind of nice to be home by 5:30-6:00 instead of 7:00 or 7:30. I'll take the good with the bad.
The clinic I'm at is very busy, but the good thing is that it's only for basic care, so I don't have to worry about intense medical or surgical cases. Basically, I'm giving my brain a rest for the next 6 weeks. I'll take it.
I've been working with two Mexican guys, both middle-aged. Needless to say, I've been updating my Spanish vocabulary. I don't think that Mom would be proud of the new words and phrases I've been picking up though. It's no fun to learn the "polite" words, now is it?
Again, many thanks to Sir Bloody Toes for him comment on my "Truck Balls" post. I'm still laughing about it, and I know that Annie is too. She just loves it when you talk dirty, Cameltoes.
I'm glad it's Friday, if for no other reason than I only have to work from 9 A.M. to 3 P.M. Then I get to go back to work from Monday to Wednesday.
Why only until Wednesday?
Because Annie and I are heading to Ohio. *Crickets chirping*
Why are we going to the great state of Ohio, home of the A.P. beloved Buckeyes? To visit Annie's family. The entire family. I'm looking forward to it though, especially the expected highs of the mid-80's. I'm getting sick of the 100+ heat, but I digress. We are to stay with her grandparents, so no mad, sweet loving for me. I've never met any of her extended family, so it should be interesting. I hope that they approve.
Annie left her house this morning, only to find a repo notice on her front door. Thankfully, it's not for her. It's for another cat that should have been paying his car note. Shame, shame. She called up the repo company and they can't do anything about it. They told her to put an note on her front door stating that the cat they are looking for ain't here. Brilliant.
I haven't played much poker this month, mainly because I've been so busy. I did manage to clear the Will Hill bonus, and I did just fine. I'll take it any profits I can get.
Hope all is well in your world. Just remember that Cameltoes is sweet, and honey-like, if you will. Sweet, sweet Cameltoes.
Keep on keepin' on.
The clinic I'm at is very busy, but the good thing is that it's only for basic care, so I don't have to worry about intense medical or surgical cases. Basically, I'm giving my brain a rest for the next 6 weeks. I'll take it.
I've been working with two Mexican guys, both middle-aged. Needless to say, I've been updating my Spanish vocabulary. I don't think that Mom would be proud of the new words and phrases I've been picking up though. It's no fun to learn the "polite" words, now is it?
Again, many thanks to Sir Bloody Toes for him comment on my "Truck Balls" post. I'm still laughing about it, and I know that Annie is too. She just loves it when you talk dirty, Cameltoes.
I'm glad it's Friday, if for no other reason than I only have to work from 9 A.M. to 3 P.M. Then I get to go back to work from Monday to Wednesday.
Why only until Wednesday?
Because Annie and I are heading to Ohio. *Crickets chirping*
Why are we going to the great state of Ohio, home of the A.P. beloved Buckeyes? To visit Annie's family. The entire family. I'm looking forward to it though, especially the expected highs of the mid-80's. I'm getting sick of the 100+ heat, but I digress. We are to stay with her grandparents, so no mad, sweet loving for me. I've never met any of her extended family, so it should be interesting. I hope that they approve.
Annie left her house this morning, only to find a repo notice on her front door. Thankfully, it's not for her. It's for another cat that should have been paying his car note. Shame, shame. She called up the repo company and they can't do anything about it. They told her to put an note on her front door stating that the cat they are looking for ain't here. Brilliant.
I haven't played much poker this month, mainly because I've been so busy. I did manage to clear the Will Hill bonus, and I did just fine. I'll take it any profits I can get.
Hope all is well in your world. Just remember that Cameltoes is sweet, and honey-like, if you will. Sweet, sweet Cameltoes.
Keep on keepin' on.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Sorry, I've Been MIA
I haven't been able to post anything, because I'm working in da 'hood. I don't have an office, so I really can't post anything on this here continual masterpiece.
Bubba's graduating tomorrow! Good for him. I'm proud.
In case you missed it, check out Cameltoes' comment on my last post. VERY FUNNY!!!!
Keep on keepin' on.
Bubba's graduating tomorrow! Good for him. I'm proud.
In case you missed it, check out Cameltoes' comment on my last post. VERY FUNNY!!!!
Keep on keepin' on.
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