Quite A Busy Weekend

Annie and I had a nice little weekend. We even went to church with Cameltoes and her sister. Awwww

Annie and I went to Home Depot and looked at some flooring, but we ran out of time, so we couldn't make it to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. (For those of you not awake yet, I just paraphrased from the movie "Old School")

Sunday consisted of domestics: cooking, SuperTarget, and hanging up curtains. Yep, I'm gonna make a good wife someday. Oh, it also consisted of degenerate pokery playing. Unfortunately, the bankroll suffered from said tomfoolery. Blah.

We were gonna go and see a concert on Saturday, but we were gonna be late to it, so we stayed home. I was asleep by 11:15. Am I 65 now? I thought I was only 30. Jeez.

Today something interesting happened. A Good Samaritan brought in a dog to the clinic today. Some a$%hole had the dog chained. But here's the thing. The chain was for a puppy, and this is a full grown dog. So the chain was buried inside the dogs neck. Not cool. I had to get very large bolt cutters to get the chain off the poor little guy. The good news is that I don't think any major tissues were damaged, but this dog has got a while to recover. BASTAGES!!!

Then I saw a Pit Bull with.....um.....a severe penis injury. Basically, his penis is rotting away. Me mule-type brain thinks that he was......um......getting it on (if you know what I mean) and somebody pulled him and his bitch apart. (Not good for those of you out there that don't know). No bueno for the penis. No bueno. I had to send the little guy to a specialist for that one. I don't think that his penis is gonna make it. Seriously. I think that they are going to have to amputate it. OUCHY!!!

As a wise man named Judy once said, "It's all fun and games until somebody looses a penis." Truer words.

On that note, keep on keepin' on.