Update

For those of you that have been loosing sleep and worrying about the dog with the chain embedded in his neck, rest easy. He is doing pretty dang good. He's eating and his diarrhea (cha-cha-cha) is clearing up. I'm going to perform surgery on him on Friday to try to get the wounds to close up. That way, I can minimize the wounds, and decrease the chances of it getting nasty.

I unfortunately, have no update for the rotting penis dog. I know that you have been on the edge of your seat waiting for one. My bad.

Yesterday, I received my "Learn In Your Car, Spanish" CD's. I started them today. It's pretty funny. I hope they teach me this sentence: "I'm sorry Madam, but I seem to have accidentally placed my penis in your anus." For some reason, I don't think that that will be taught, but I can hope.

Or this one: "The cheese is old and moldy."

I don't think that I can follow up what I have just typed with anything even remotely more funny than that.

Keep on keepin' on.