It's Hard To Be A Rangers Fan

Quick note: The Rangers have managed to lose 4 straight games and are now waaaaaay back in the AL West. It's gonna take a miracle to bring this season back.

In case you don't hear from me for the next 4-5 days, I'll be in Ohio. *Gasp*

Yes, Annie and I will be in, "Holy Toledo" Ohio as of tomorrow afternoon. I'm pretty excited to meet her family though. She says that her grandfather is pretty dang sweet, so I'm looking forward to meeting him. And her grandmother too, of course. I hope that she has blue hair.

I'm also pretty excited to get out of the FREAKIN' OVEN that is Texas in August. You know I love this state with all that is in me, but it's HARD to love it in August.

This afternoon, as I was driving home at 5 PM, I looked up at my thermometer in my truck and it read 108 degrees. Mother trucker that's hot! I had my a/c on max the entire way home, and I never really got cool. As Cameltoes said, "That doesn't tickle. That doesn't tickle."

Speaking of Cameltoes, he comes back to this great state tomorrow. He's been having fun at his old clinic for the last week or so. His puppies miss him too......Not really. They love me, and they couldn't care less that he's gone. Sorry Sir Bloody Toes.

I'm thinking about some crazy things now. Like how to get my monkey arse from working. Lofty goal, I know, but I think that I can pull it off.

Is drug dealing illegal? It is? Dam. Why do you have to always spoil my sinister plans conscience? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

But seriously, I have been scheming and dreaming up some pretty crazy ideas to try to get out of the daily grind of.....ya know....work. At least work that I am really not that pumped about doing.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to have my job in this profession, and I dang sure don't hate the work. It's just that I don't think that it's quite the fit for me.

Now pimpin'. That's a good fit. Get it. A good fit? I really am that funny in real life, in case you were wondering. What's that? I'm not that funny in real life? Don't crush me now. Don't take that from me too.

LOL.

Well, enough of the mindless rambling. I hope all is well in your world. I'll just keep on pimpin'. Keep on keepin' on.

Double D