What A World

I've been a SIIIIIIIIIICK mother-trucker since Sunday, so I haven't really been up to typing anything. I do have something pretty funny to talk about and something gross to talk about and something that just plain pisses me off.

What Pisses Me Off:
I got $600 stolen from my Neteller account. I'm pretty much signing off on the online poker thing methinks. I'm not sure that I'm gonna be able to get the money back either. Not cool.

Something Gross:
On Sunday, Annie and I decided to get some Ooooh Sooooo Asian food for lunch. Bad idea. About 6 hours later, my stomach started aching, and about 8 hours later I was on the toilet. What was I doing on the throne? Experiencing the worst bout of diarrhea of my life. I could have painted a wall from at least 15 feet, that's how explosive the diarrhea was. I was crapping pure water (think "Dumb and Dumber"). I was getting pretty worried that I was going to get severely dehydrated, but thankfully, it stopped by the time the sun rose. Whew.

Something Funny:
Yesterday, the surgeon was neutering a dog, when she inadvertently dropped one of the testicles on the floor, instead of the trash. One of the technicians said, "Dr. X, you missed the trash."

To which I replied, "You really dropped the ball on that one."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all laughed pretty hard. Dam, I'm a funny guy. And Annie really thinks so too.

Update:
For those of you out there that give a rat's behind, the dog that had the chain collar embedded in it's neck is doing really, really well. I pulled the drain tube today, and everything looks great. Awwwww, I love happy endings, don't you?

I just found out today that my transfer case in my truck is having issues. Long story short, NO FREAKIN' BUENO!!! I have to drive 1.5 hours to my parents house, drop my truck off at the shop, and then (thankfully) drive my dad's truck an hour back to my house. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that the total bill is under $1000.

Keep on keepin' on, and stay black.