Match.com stuff

I have been on match.com off an on for the past 5 years or so, and I've met some pretty interesting women. I've also seen some pretty dang crazy profiles too. Here is an example of one woman's paragraph to describe herself and what she wants in a man:

"I want a man who is not always thinking about themselves. One who is very romantic and not afraid to just go do something off the wall. Romance keeps a relationship going. I'm not one that just likes to go to bed have sex and then that is it. It needs to have the right mood."

If that's not poetry, then I don't know what is.

Here is what she does for fun:

"I love reading, listening to music, like action comedy movies, love meeting people far or near, i love been with friend and going out for camping and most of all been close to the nature."

Oh, she "like action comedy movies." What exactly is that? It's cool that she "love been with friend" and "been close to the nature." Astounding.

Here's more. Here is what she wrote about her job:

"I always travel ..when ever am on visiting."

What in the sam hell does that mean?!?!? I am so confused right now. So you always travel on your job, but what part of your job entails "when ever am on visiting"??!?!?!!?!?!?!!? I need to nap. But wait, there's more.

Here is what she wrote about her religion:

"I go to church when ever am around."

Good. At least she's a "church girl." I go to church "when ever am around" too. Wow, we must be soulmates!

It keeps going. Under her education, she wrote these stunningly brilliant words:

"I really miss my classmate."

She really has a gift. Seriously. I couldn't make this stuff up.

And to finish off her Shakespearian-like prose, she wrote this under the heading of Favorite Hot Spots:

"Well am new to the internet dating thing but will like to experience life with my partner.who knows..."

If she is able to tie her shoes and feed herself, I would be thoroughly impressed.

I feel like I've had my brain sucked out of my head, and watched it cooked like scrambled eggs after reading her profile.

I'm guessing that she's not picking up a lot of "educated men." Or any guy that would want to date her for longer than 5-6 sex-filled nights.

I'm gonna search for more of these beauties, and I'll post them if I find any more.

In the meantime, keep on keepin' on.