Poker content:
Yesterday was a marathon of bonus whoring. I downloaded both Totalbet and UKBetting last night, and managed to burn through both of there bonuses none the worse for wear. They are Crypto sites, so their interface is exactly the same as Interpoker and Will Hill. The only real difference between the sites is the color schemes, for those of you that are into interior design. Now I'm gonna have to find some more sites to bet my grubby claws into.
My only problem is with neteller. Well, it's nothing that they've done wrong, it's just a technicality, really. You see kids, as I've been bonus whoring around, I've been using Neteller's InstaCash for depositing. Well that's fine, as I get the $ in the site immediately, but the problem is that it takes about 4-5 working days for the transactions to clear Neteller (not my bank, mind you). Here's where the problem is: You can't withdraw any funds from Neteller until the InstaCash money is cleared in Neteller. So as you can see, that's a few bones floating in cyberspace, and I'm stuck watching the paint dry. Thrilling.
In addition, with the exception of Will Hill, you have to wait for a PIN number to be snail mailed to you (which takes 5-10 business days if you be American, beeeeeooooooch). Which, in and of itself, isn't a bad thing, but now that I've cleared the Will Hill, UKBetting, and TotalBet bonuses, I have a lot of bones that are needed in other sites for a better return on my investment than sitting in cyberspace. I guess in my never-ending quest to fight The Man, The Man really is bringing me down. Argh, foiled again. The Man is a sneaky bastage. Watch out.
Non-Poker Content: (for those of you not of the degenerate gambling variety):
The scene: My backyard. Dog involved: My dog Daisy. The Mission: To dig as many freaking wholes as possible whilst completely ignoring owner's constant verbal batterings. If you choose to accept this mission Daisy, your reward will be great. Such as muddy paws that work great for tracking mud all over the house. Secondary benefit of jumping on owner's freshly ironed pants will get you bonus points. You must remember to run like a chicken with it's head cut off as soon as you dash through the back door, narrowly missing your owner's clutches (that adds to the thrill factor). Secondary objective: chew up the door to the storage shed - Mission Completed, complete destruction of said door with evidence strewn all over back yard. Well done Daisy, well done.
And that kids is the joy of owning a 1 year old Golden Retriever. And you just thought she was cute, but I really think that she's possessed.
That's all I have to say about that, as I have to go to work on this lovely Saturday (screw you Big R). Keep on keepin' on.
P.S. We are having Poker Night again at my house for the first time since Labor Day. LOTS of beer, Jager, and what-have-you will be consumed. Will have a report once my head eventually stops feeling like a freight train ran me over, which should be sometime around 5 PM on Sunday. Wish me luck!!!
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