It Was Fun

Big R came up this weekend for our vet conference. Here's a quick breakdown of our weekend:

Wednesday, Big R and Cameltoes went up to Winstar to play poker. I, went to Annie's to be with her after her surgery (She's recovering well, fyi).

Cameltoes and Big R were greeted to a big puddle of nasty diarrhea, courtesy of my dog Earl. Sorry 'bout that Sir Toes. Thanks for cleaning it up.

I got up Thursday morning to go to work. Fun, I can assure you. After work, I went out to dinner with Annie, her mom, and her sister. I managed to embarrass them too, with some pretty funny comments. Annie said that they were over the line, but I think that it's pretty dang funny.

I made a comment about how that night we were going to play poker at my house. I mentioned that we were going to drink a few beers, and have lots of strippers and whores too. I then paused and said to Annie's mom, "But don't worry, we'll use condoms."

Funny, I know.

We then played poker at our house. I lost $14, most of that was on one hand versus Sir Toes. Big R lost $26. Poor, poor Big R.

Friday consisted of heading to the conference. Loads of fun, I can assure you.

We headed back home to change clothes, and head to the Rangers game. We had a great time at the game, and the Rangers even pulled out a win. A moot point, since they aren't going anywhere but there homes this October. After the game, we met our friend Cocktail at a hangout and had a good time. Sir Toes and Big R wanted to head to Winstar, but since it was pretty late, I politely declined. Sorry guys.

Now it's Saturday, and Big R left here around 11 this morning, so he can make it to the A&M game. Sir Toes and I have hung out at the house today, watched some football, and played some online poker. I managed to finally book a win at Poker Room. As soon as I can clear the bonus, then I'm finished with online poker. *Sniff, sniff.*

At least my Hawkeyes won today. If only the Cyclones can beat the hell outta t.u., then I'd be a very, very happy camper. Not likely though.

I've got a free steak dinner and drinks ahead of me tonight. Tough, I know. We are going to learn about Laser surgery. Fun, I know, but I can't pass up $40-$50 of free food/drinks. Cameltoes has politely declined. He's trying to lose the weight he gained whilst on his cruise. Pobrasito Cameltoes.

Keep on keepin' on.