Thursday, March 08, 2007

It's Not Too Late Big R!!!

That's right, Big R. There's still plenty of time to back out of this. Keep strong Buddy!

On a similar note, I'm busy preparing for my two (2) toasts/speeches to see how badly I can embarrass the two by telling slightly inappropriate stories.

Let me get this straight, talking about the "You're F&^%&in' Psycho" night IS O.K., right?*

Should I mention Big R's slightly homosexual tendencies? That might be fun. Or how about Lil N's stunning ability to still be with Big R, even with his previously mentioned "tendencies."

Well, I've got about 24 hours to come up with something. I generally like ad libbing, but at least need a theme. But seriously, I have a pretty good theme for 1 of the toasts, but I'm still working on the other one. Baby steps.

Oh, and am I supposed to care that grandparents and other assorted relatives are gonna be in the audience, or do I completely disregard that? Methinks I should disregard them.

Don't you worry Lil N.

Oh this is gonna be fun. I'm giddy. Nothing like me with a microphone and an audience.

Keep on keepin' on.


*Don't worry, I'm not even gonna go anywhere near the events of that night.

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