As a veterinarian, I've heard a lot of crazy stories about people and their animals. This one ranks up there as one of the funniest, and also one of the saddest.
I was driving yesterday and listening to the radio. I heard a report on the pet food recall. They mainly were talking about the number of pet deaths related to the tainted food. At the very end of the news story, the said, "There is at least one known human case involving the tainted dog food." The woman ate some of the dog food, because she was trying to get her dog to eat the food. She was trying to convince the dog that the food was actually people food, since she was eating it (because a dog would logically think that since a person is eating food, it couldn't possibly be dog food, right?) She then suffered from "vomiting and FOAMING OF THE MOUTH' for 3 days."
I laughed out loud for about 10 seconds straight. I sorta felt guilty for laughing, but then I realized that she was the idiot that ate the dog food in the first place. It's not like she was a homeless person eating it because she couldn't afford anything else (which is pretty common). Then I wouldn't have laughed at all, because that wouldn't be funny. But this woman is just an idiot.
Keep on keepin' on.
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