I suck. And not just bananas (just kidding, they're cucumbers. O.K., I really am just kidding. It's Cameltoes that does that). Titan had a freeroll tourney and guess who finished 202 out of 218? I'll give you a hint, he's tall, dark, and handsome. You damn right......It's me. I did it. The really frustrating thing about it was that there were only 5 people playing at my table (the other 4 were sitting out), and I was the only one that really realized how to take advantage of the situation.
Here's the hand that knocked me out: Under the gun (UTG) limps and folds to me in MP (middle position) and I have pocket 3's. I was planning on raising, but since he called, I decide to call and see the flop. SB calls and the BB (who's sitting out) checks. Flop is JhJd6h (I have the 3 of hearts by the way). UTG bets, I minimum raise to see where I stand, SB flat calls, and UTG folds. Turn is a glorious 3. SB checks, I bet and he insta-raises me all-in and I call. He has J7os, so I have him drawing to pretty slim. He hit's his 7 on the river, and I'm out licking my wounds on the rail.
Sorry Cameltoes, for not performing better under your screenname, but I didn't do any worse than you on your previous tourney (see Premature Ejaculation? if you don't remember).
And that kids is how you don't want a tourney to go. Keep on keepin' on.
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