I really hate trying to figure out what to ask for for Christmas. I try to think of something sorta practical, but not something that I'd buy myself. Kind of hard. For instance, I wouldn't normally buy myself a cross-dressing midget, but that's something that should be on everyone's list. But how exactly to you describe that one to Mom?
"Uh, Mom, I want something a little different this year?"
She says, "What's that dear?"
"Um, I sure could use a cross-dressing midget to help me get through the days."
"You're not my son."
Ouch. You see kids, you really can't ask for that one. So where do you go from there? I already have all of the poker stuff I could need (nice poker table, chips, cards). What else could a man need? Well, I'm still trying to figure that one out.
Keep on keepin on
1 comment:
No, that's Cameltoes' that's broken.
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