There are some finishes in this world so profound, so amazing, that words cannot really do them justice.
Imagine, if you will, a scantily clad woman that's been eyeing you all night from the other side of the room. You finally muster up enough courage to go and talk to her, because you know that she is waaaaaaaaaaay outta your league buddy. Somehow, from utter dumb luck, she likes what you have to say, and dare I say, even finds you attractive. Things progress from there and you decide to go back to her place, since your's is a P.O.S. Everything's happening so fast and you're not sure where this is heading, but next thing you know, you're both naked and rolling around on her bed. Then the unthinkable happens.....You guessed it. You just shot your gun off a tad too early, and now you're like Jim in "American Pie" w/Nadia.
That kids, is what happened to Cameltoes today by finishing 4383 out of 4871 in Paradise's MillionDollar 2 tournament. Yep, the $1,000,000 freeroll tourney is going on as we speak and Cameltoes blew it. Well played my friend, well played.
Keep on keepin' on kids.
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