Dancing With Cats

The clinic that I am working at today has a book entitled "Dancing With Cats." This is one of the many purely indescribable pictures from this book. I got this picture from their website.

Here is what this guy says about his tail:

"The tail balances the body and restores psychic equilibrium."

Here is another brilliant quote from the book:

"We dance with and in and through the power of the feline spirit."

And another. This one by the authors:

"It is our hope that this book will encourage others to experience that uplifting energy by dancing with their cats and, in doing so, help facilitate a greater understanding between us humans and our feline companions."

How do you really comment on such things? I'm really kind of in awe that people actually do this, much less paint themselves, and apply a freakin' tail to their thong!

I think that these people have some serious mental issues.

They actually meet at one another's houses to "hone their craft" and exchange ideas on how to improve their bond with their pussy.....um.....I mean pussycat....I mean cat.*

And apparently they have a modified ranking system of dancers. Seriously. Here's a quote about this chick from the book:



She is, "One of the world's most accomplished cat dancers..."

Continuing, the quote goes on, "Arija's high levels of etheric energy enable her to dance with a variety of cats."



WOW!!! She's one of the world's most accomplished cat dancers!?!?!? How do you rank that? Do they have competitions? Do they all get together with their assorted felines and all have an orgy o' dancing, and then let the competition commence? I'm assuming that they all take massive amounts of narcotics before they "dance" with their cats.

How about this: "Cat dancers report a variety of physical sensations that range from 'pleasant tingling and lightheadedness' to 'whole body spasm and uncontrolled muscle quiver.' Such effects make it seem likely that the feline energy system is influencing the human system on a neuro-muscular level."

I'm guessing that the "body spasm and uncontrolled muscle quiver" that one experiences would be an orgasm? Or a "pussy-induced quivering" if you will.**

Anyway, I'm about spent over this subject. Keep on keepin' on.


*Sorry Annie, I had to do it.

**Again, sorry Annie. For those of you counting, that's twice I've used the "P word" in this post in a non-sexual way. You are most welcome.