Kickin' It.

I've been busy planning Big R's Bachelor Party extravaganza. It's tough trying to get about 8 person's schedules all in sync (Not N 'Sync, which is a horrible excuse for music.) But I digress. We have it planned for January, and there will be plenty of gambling and drinking involved, so all should be fine.

I kinda underestimated the hotel expense though. Cameltoes (a.k.a. Chief Pounds on Toes) and I are trying to find a good deal at a hotel/casino, so we don't have to have a cab or a designated driver for the tomfoolery that will ensue.

And, as one of Big R's friend's said, "I've never been to (the town that we are going to), so I trust that there are casinos, hookers, and blow."

Well said.


Today is pretty dang slow at work today, and I think that it's gonna be slow for the next 6 weeks or so, because of the holidays coming up. People tend to not spend a lot on their pets when they need to buy their kids the new Playstation 3, a horsey, a bike, a 4-wheeler, laptop computer so that they can surf porn, etc. It doesn't leave a lot for old Fido that's been feeling a little down lately.


Right now, I'm listening to the Glenn Beck Show. There is a Muslim on the air arguing for Sharia law, and he doesn't even know what that means. Glenn is making him look like a fool. The caller keeps dodging the questions, and is saying absolutely nothing. He is an American citizen, and he keeps saying to Glenn about "your" government, and "your" media. Interesting.

The caller is very, very scary. He was ranting about the U.S. government being behind 9/11. Which makes NO SENSE at all! Why on earth would our government want to do that? I've heard these wackos talk about this before, and all that they can come up with is that the "Jews" did it. Again, what would that do for the "Jews"? Nothing.

Just watch the Glenn Beck show tonight at 7 PM or 9 PM ET on CNN Headline News. He's gonna have an interesting 1 hour show on our "friends" in the Middle East.

Hold on kids, it's gonna be an ugly ride. Especially with the dems in the Congress.


I've been trying to drink more water lately. The only advantage to that is that I get to urinate every 5 minutes. It's fun. Especially when you are stuck in an hour long surgery. Where you can't exactly just get up and leave to go potty.

This drinking water business is no fun. It's not even "leaded." What a ripoff. At least give me something for my frequent urination. At least give me a little som'thin' som'thin' for my effort.

I'm trying to budget for me Christmas shopping. How exactly do you determine how much money to spend on your "Sweet Young Thing" as one of my bosses called Annie recently. I'm thinkin' I'll spend $25 or so. On a Wal-Mart gift card.

"How romantic," you say.

I know. I'm a freakin' Casanova.

Keep on keepin' on.