I was listening to my favorite talk radio dude, Dennis Prager, the other day, and his topic was about the recent study that showed that women talk more than men. Really? What a shock! I'm sure all you men out there are utterly amazed right now.
The study concluded that women speak on average of 20,000 words per day, and men speak a measly 7,000. Considering that a good length for a book is 60,000 words, women basically write a book every three days.
That is a HUGE chasm of difference. Basically 3 times the amount of words spoken each day. The study also said that women get a "high", like that of heroin addicts, when they hear themselves speak. So the more that they talk, the better they feel.
I'm not sure that this is good news for guys. So, in theory, women could talk all day long and feel really, really good.
On a different note, I had a guy bring in his dog for a "swollen penis." Doesn't that just brighten up your day? I mean, that just puts a smile on one's face.
The guy was pretty worried about his dog, because he had just been neutered a little over a week ago. It turned out that everything was normal. It was just his glands down there that were "swollen," which is perfectly normal.
Ah, sweet relief. The guy felt pretty embarrassed over the issue, and I told him that he wasn't the first person to bring their dog in for this "problem."
Poor guy.
I'm about to have to neuter a feral cat, so that should be interesting. Keep me in your prayers, cuz this pussycat be pissed.
I'll see you on the flipside. Keep on keepin' on.
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