Well sports fans, I'm back. I know that you're days have been a little empty without my wit, charm, humor, and sarcasm. To this, I apologize.
Since my last post, a lot has changed, and a lot hasn't. Here's a breakdown of my life over the last 10 days or so.
Things that haven't changed:
1. I'm still a pimp-playa, true money make. *All the ladies ohh and aww, and a throw in a little gush for good measure.*
2. I'm still out the money that was stolen. Luckily, only about $800 cleared my checking account. I'm still out the approximately $1000 from my Neteller account. Basically, I'm running in circles trying to get this fixed. In the meantime, my bank account reads $183.45. Gee, I think that I can pay my phone bill and my half of the cable/internet bill with that. I might have enough left over to buy a $0.05 mint at a restaurant.
3. The clinic has not broken ground, still. I have no idea when it's going to get started either. It may be the first of the year before we open our doors. Just think, in January, we were hoping for a opening day of around the Fourth of July. Just a tad off.
4. Big R and Lil N are still together. (How Lil N does it, I have no idea.)
5. The Rangers and Astros are hanging in there, with better than fair hopes of making it to Ocotober goodness.
Things that have changed (well, that's just about everything, but here's a short list):
1. I have moved into the new house that Cameltoes bought.
Here's a brief breakdown of our journey. Friday and Saturday (12th and 13th) we loaded the moving van. Let's just say that I was tired after that, mainly because I was in the middle of a 10 day stretch of no more than 6 hours of sleep a night. Saturday we also cleaned his house, which took a while too. We managed to finish with everything by around 6:00 P.M.
We left Oregon on Sunday morning, delayed because we had to remove the offensive material and objects off of his moving van (we parked it outside of his old clinic, and his old techs had a little fun). What was written/placed on it you ask? Well, let's just say that there were a lot of "Brokeback Mountain" references, and not very subtle. They also placed a sex toy on the antenna. Thanks. Oh, and they also tied Coke cans to the rear of the van. Oh, and they drew very nasty pictures on the van too. Thanks again.
We only made it to Rock Springs, WY, due to the serious altitude changes that occur when traveling across the mountains. We probably only managed to average 60 mph or so over that stretch. We slept about 6 hours that night and hit the road that Monday morning. We made it to Amarillo and stayed there that night. Again, with about 5.5 hours of sleep. We made it to Ft. Worth by 2:15 P.M. and started unpacking by 2:30 and finished that evening. We then had to drive about 45 minutes to pick up my dogs and assorted belongings from my sister's house. I finished with everything by about 11:00 P.M.
The next morning, Wednesday, we got up early again, to head to my storage shed to load up my stuff. We finished with everything by about mid-afternoon. Basically, we have been trying to unpack everything and get this house into some sort of order ever since. Although, it's been slow going, because I have worked Thursday, Friday, and Monday.
Annie helped me with my bedroom on Sunday, so now at least that's done. It looks good too, I might add. Thanks Baby.
Now I just have to figure out where to put the cowhide, sheepskin, coyote skin, and my cow skulls. Why? Because the chicks just love it, that's why. (Ladies, I know that you are jealous of Annie. Just don't get into a cat-fight. Unless there's a pool of Jello involved. Then by all means, cat-fight away.*)
So, I've been kickin' it, trying to get my life back into order - and doing a rather poor job of it, I might add. I still have a ton of boxes left to unpack, but at least I have my desktop set up. Well, that was the first thing I did. Seriously. It was because the cable dude was coming the day we were unloading my stuff, and you have to have your computer set up for him to give you the blessed internet. O.K., I would have set it up first anyway. Priorities, I know.
2. So far we have had 2 neighborhood soccer moms bring us "Welcome Packets" off cookies, muffins, and fruit**. They both talked to us for a while, while checking me out. It was hard for them to control their impulses, I'm sure. But seriously, I bet they were thinking about if we are gay or not. We made sure to straighten that out pretty quickly though. It was pretty funny, because you could tell that they were trying to figure it out. They were right about Cameltoes though. Me? I'm a motha-truckin' pimp. You betta axe somebody, beeeeooooooooooch.
3. I hope to have my monies returned to me by the end of the month. *fingers crossed*
Well, I'm sick of typing, and I'd better get ready, so I can head to the local Bank of America to try and straighten this out. And then get on the phone with Neteller and show them who's boss. I'm itchin' to play some poker, as I haven't since my Neteller account got wiped out. BASTAGES!!!!!
Keep on keepin' on. Peace.
* Come on, you know it would be fun if you could see two chicks Jello wrestling. If you are a female reading this, you know that you've always wanted to do that. What could be more fun, right? May I request red Jello?
** I predicted that the soccer mom's would jump all over this. Just for the record.
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