Blah, Blah

I think that I've lost any resemblance to humorous writing. Just look at the last posts here. Good grief. What's happened to me? I don't even have any funny stories from work, and that's really odd, because in my line of work, there are usually PLENTY of funny stories. I guess I could write about "bitches in heat," but I think that I've covered that subject adequately. Well.....maybe not.

I first started using the term "bitch" to describe female dogs back when I was a wee laddy. When I was a veterinary technician, one of the receptionists hated it, I mean hated it when people called their female dogs "bitches." The vast majority of the people that called them that were breeders.

So what is a guy like me to do? You use the term frequently.

Like this: Any time I would call the clinic, I would start off my conversation, when she would answer the phone, with, "Yeah, I got a bitch in heat."

Let me just say she loved it.

It's just one of the perks of the job.

Keep on keepin' on.