It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Public Service Announcement: Are you watching the news lately with the war with Israel? I'm just saying get ready because all hell is about to break loose. If you were to die today, would you be ready? It's coming. For more info click here.

There. Enough with the doom and gloom and on to happier things.

Annie is flying into H-town this evening for the weekend. I'm pretty excited about that. Tonight Big R, Lil N, Annie, and I are going to watch some live Texas music. Then, I'll have to get up and work the next morning. Saturday night, the four of us are going to cut a rug at one of my old hangouts. I'll write about it on a later blog.

I REOPENED MY NETELLER ACCOUNT!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I then quickly reloaded into Sun Poker for their $100 monthly bonus. I managed to clear 10% of it in a short amount of time. Look out, Daddy's back in business!

I don't have a lot of funny stories to tell you. Sorry, I've been a little preoccupied with trying to get my lawsuit in order. I've been waiting for 2 days for a phone call from my lawyer, but if I don't hear from hear from him by 2:00 today, I'm going to have to file it anyway. *shudder* Wish me luck.

I also need him to write me a letter at some time to try and settle this thing out of court. I really don't feel like having to drive the 6 hours for this crap.

I was blessed with 4 piles of diarrhea and 2 piles of vomit last night as I returned from the movies. Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I wanted at 11:00 P.M. I really needed to clean up that right before I was going to go to bed. My boss's dog is very, very nervous because they are gone. So now she's broke out with stress diarrhea/vomiting. I even got to clean up another pile of diarrhea this morning, right before I went to work. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Anybody want my life? Nah, I didn't think so.

I sure could use a good colon cleansing. Anyone have a good reference?

I'm kidding of course.

But I'm pretty sure that Big R could use a good colon cleansing to go with his fantastic plumber's crack.

By the way Big R, you do realize that there is a bridal show in Dallas in 2 weeks? Better start planning the trip up.

Gotta go, more puppies (a.k.a. bitches) and kitties (a.k.a. pussycats) to save*.

Keep on keepin' on.

*That was just for you, Annie. I hope you enjoyed those references. Gotta love the perks of the job.