In my line of work, a lot of crazy things happen. I had this story told to me by one of the techs here about a lady that I had just seen. Here goes.
She is a breeder. She loves to make the owner of this clinic blush by using words such as "twat", "bitch," and "hoo-hoo." As an aside, a lot of breeders like to use those words, at least in my experience. So one day she states that she is planning on breeding her Cocker Spaniel with her Maltese. And she will call the new combo breed:
Cock-teases.
Proceed to laugh your respective butts off.
So as of today, I am going to buy a Cocker Spaniel and a Maltese and get them to start humping away, because there's a market share out there waiting to be exploited. I can only imagine how many people there are out there that would love a new Cock-tease puppy.
"Awwwww. What a cute puppy you have. What breed is it?"
"It's a Cock-tease. Do you like her?"
Way too funny.
Keep on keepin' on.
P.S. I'm on a roll today. That's 2 good posts in one day. You are welcome again, Annie.
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