Monday, January 09, 2006

Hey Bartender, Give Me Another

I just heard that in New York, a waiter accidentally brought a Long Island Iced Tea instead of apple juice............To a 5 year old. Whoops. All that kid needed was a table dance and he would be set. "Hey Mom, why is the room spinning, and why is there a big breasted women dancing on the table?"

Of course, the mother is suing the restaurant for a measly sum of $75,000. Hey, why not, every one else is doing it? It's the latest get rich quick scheme. The restaurant even told her of the mistake; they didn't try to cover it up and she's still suing them. Sad.

Poker content:
I finished in the mid-sixties out of about 300 at Titan's $10,000 freeroll tourney. About 20 minutes before I got busted out (around 1.5 hours into the tourney), I was sitting in 4th place out of 120. Then a bad beat and a botched blind steal attempt later, I had lost 60% of my chips and was sitting pretty low. Lost when my KJos got beat by A9os. Oh well, what's a brotha to do?

Keep on keepin' on.

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