Well kids, you gotta give ole Lonmontre credit. He sure is persistent. Here is the second email sent to my sister's friend "S". Keep in mind, that she never replied to his original email. Also, "Coyboys" is the club where they met. So without further delay, here it is.
"From: lonmontre w.
To: "S"
cc:
Subject: Hello Beautiful.....It's Lonmontre, your new Texas dance buddy!
Wuz up?! I called you beautiful not because of your great body and cute
smile and spunky style and rad hairstyle, but because you have got such a
SUPPORTIVE FREEDOM NO STRINGS ATTACH personality type. I love that about you
"S", very so much and also very much so and also so very much....so(all
dat.) Thanks for being willing to support me(a complete stranger but
however, not s.t.r.a.n.g.e) in that stanky Cowboys beef, thanks.
Well on a more focused and more up rising-lifting lighter note:
I have started my personal trainer program on-line and should be done in
less than 2 months. I will also possibly take a speed course (3 day training
and a 3rd day exam/certificate up front) February 10-12 at UTA here in
Arlington, Te-jas'. Looking forward to networking with more trainers/clients
as yourself "S". This should be a fun year as my business/career and
love life come together, fun fun fun!!!
You are a cool, supportive and very awesome lady and I don't know you that
well but I sure would love to get to know you so much more "S". Me and
you could have a freaking blast hanging out as time goes by in our life. You
know "S" relationships are tough but I would fight to be in a tough
relationship with "S", the personal trainer girl;
yeah that's you, all you.
I will be getting my sprint pcs mobile turned back on so if you get an 817
or 972 or 682 area code other than your girlfriends, "Hi I'm Lonmontre, is
"S" available?"
I want you "S" and it appeared that you wanted me, even when "K" raved
no, no, no, "S".
Have a GREAT DAY BEAUTIFUL COOL LADY-peace//// MR.LONMONTRE W."
How about that. Keep on keepin' on.
P.S. In case you were wondering still about what race Lonmontre is.................you've got issues.
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