Today I'm at a clinic that's not exactly a new building. I think that it was built sometime around the age of the Egyptian pyramids. One interesting accessory is the duct tape covering up massive holes in the linoleum. It's also holding down random parts of the linoleum down, kind of like a patch. Classy. He has computers but they aren't being used for any veterinary purposes that I can see. Confusing, to say the least.
My technician is a man, about 60 years old, who smokes like a chimney. He's a nice guy, but he doesn't exactly move very quickly. Right now he is cleaning a dog's teeth.. I'm just ready for lunch, and my daily nap. I know, it's a rough life. A brotha's just got to get by.
I just pulled 4 teeth from a poodle. The pooch is gonna be gumming it now.
Public service announcement: Have your pets teeth cleaned by your veterinarian regularly. It will save you hassles in the future.
Annie is gonna watch the best boy band in the world tonight (it's Rascal Flatts, in case you are wondering). And no, Lil N, it's not NKOTB. I wonder if they are gonna play their hit song, "Backstreet's Back, Alright!" Wait, wrong boy band. Anyway, she's gonna be in Austin for the next two nights, so I'm gonna be a bachelor for a while. Time for naked chicks dancing on Cameltoes' and my table!*
I hope that they actually play Game 4 of the World Series tonight. There's talk that it may get postponed again. Go Cards!
I'd better get back to the real world. Keep on keepin' on.
*Annie, no strippers will be dancing on the table. And I'm just giving you a hard time about "The Boys". I know that you absolutely love them.
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