What Not To Do

Hey kids, here is an email that one of my sister's friends received the other night from a guy. This is it verbatim. Girls, don't give out your email address to strange men. By the way, this cat doesn't have a car or a phone, and works in the deli section in a supermarket. Nice.

Bonus question: In honor of MLK day, can you guess the race of this dude?

Here it is:

"Top of the morning to ya'. Hey "S" this is Lonmontre Lee W. from Dallas(Arlington), Texas. I am sort of at a flurry of phrases and words for what we experienced, Thursday Jan.12, 2006, with each other. I had fun but you guys (pretty eyed "K" and yourself); you guys seemed to be having an even more explosive fun exciting evening-night as well. I think with the resources of email and airport services we can slowly but showly discover more about this immense attraction(wanting) between us for us. Now if... if there is a high-probability for (lol/yourself & myself) or you and I to become tighter than a gilateen choke hold; well, then there is no need to rush into or engage into some worldly law-bound status called "MARRIAGE". I WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOU IF NOT YOU but not at the expense of lack of proper consideration for

1) the fact that as a man I should be in a status to meet the needs of myself (Lonmontre W.) and my true Love (possibly you "S"); and as of present I think I can give you proper nutrition: speaking mentally, physically, spiritually but not financially(temporarily or as of present).

2) Kansas vs. Texas; Long distance relationships aren't good for long. Eventually someone will have to....no... eventually someone M.U.S.T. go to (sell out) to the other persons land of living. Whomsoever sells out will have to establish themselves all over in a new place or at least possibly reestablish all over.

3) Can't think of anything more @ or as of present but you get my drift "S". Just there must be plenty of consideration and realistic probability check list to say yes this is workable or no this isn't workable. I must say more but not now, there is no rush or push to make things be if they will come to be in time my friend.

Later babe-Mr.Lonmontre!"

*Answer to Bonus Question: Asian................nah, just kidding, he's black.

Keep on keepin' on.